Joke Thread III

[Sachakins]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525

Wow, so much plastic,mdf and nylon.

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[IZZY]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525

Nothing that a couple of coats of white emulsion would'nt improve .

 

[AES]

Blimey James. Never heard/seen that before. Stirring stuff there. Some very good male voices too.

BUT, IMO it would have been ever "better" if it could have ended with a single Cornish lass whispering "'ullo there my luvver".

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Possibly better not in the joke thread?

Gool Peran Lowen, Kernow bys viken!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

"'ullo there my luvver".

is far more likely to be "alright my 'andsome"

 

[Jameshow]

Blimey James. Never heard/seen that before. Stirring stuff there. Some very good male voices too.

BUT, IMO it would have been ever "better" if it could have ended with a single Cornish lass whispering "'ullo there my luvver".

Do you know any??!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Several.

 

[Jameshow]

Several.

I'll turn the car round!!

 

[NormanB]

When I was a boy there was a debt collector with a Morris Minor panel van painted in that colour, and with 'Scarlet Debt' written in huge lettering down each side. Apparently he didn't need to knock on doors, just park outside the defaulting house.

We wouldn’t have seen that - we were told to hide behind the settee and not answer a knock at the door. Only the rent man and debt collectors knocked the door, friends and neighbours just came in the back door (without knocking).

 

[Droogs]

A couple.

And in RSA we have a Ladysmith in KZN and a Ladismith in WC. (note second spelling)

you're Mafeking that up

 

[mwinfrance]

That's a relief .

 

[Jaco]

you're Mafeking that up

O, boy, that is sharp

 

[Amateur]

 

[Morag Jones]

Anyone else got an ear worm? I’m gonna be thinking 20 thousand Cornish men all day now….

 

[Morag Jones]

 

[dzj]

 

[stuart little]

I was guilty of "doing a Stuart" to begin with....
"AL?", I thought. "AL?"

Then it dawned.

Looks like I'll have to do it then!

 

[stuart little]

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