Joke Thread III

[Jbonevia]

South Africa

Regards from Perth

Derek

I thought it was in NSW

https://visitwagga.com/calendar/event?productId=5a9360ac90ca890325816538

 

[Jaco]

Derek is correct -
https://www.facebook.com/profile.ph...xHCNkVnrFbR-ThGKe5AibjQUVpkbwSvTiNb2Z7KSt94a4

No, it is in Oz, see FB link.



https://www.dailyadvertiser.com.au/...ee-the-jewel-of-ladysmith-reopen-with-a-chug/
It talks about Wagga

Definitely not South Africa.

 

[Jaco]

I thought it was in NSW

https://visitwagga.com/calendar/event?productId=5a9360ac90ca890325816538

Yip in NSW.

 

[imageel]

I was wrong - Doh! - brain obviously not in gear this morning..!!

 

[Amateur]

 

[Derek Cohen (Perth Oz)]

No, it is in Oz, see FB link.



https://www.dailyadvertiser.com.au/...ee-the-jewel-of-ladysmith-reopen-with-a-chug/
It talks about Wagga

Definitely not South Africa.

See: Ladysmith, KwaZulu-Natal - Wikipedia

Regards from Perth

Derek

 

[John Brown]

Could it be that there's more than one place in the world called Ladysmith?

 

[Jaco]

Could it be that there's more than one place in the world called Ladysmith?

A couple.

And in RSA we have a Ladysmith in KZN and a Ladismith in WC. (note second spelling)

 

[Cozzer]

Could it be that there's more than one place in the world called Ladysmith?

There you go again!
Applying logic and common sense to come up with the solution!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I know there are nineteen places in the world called either Truro or Falmouth. By the bye.

 

[Cozzer]

Oldie, but...

"So, Mr.Jones, how are you getting on with the suppositories? Are they working?"
"Well, Doc, they're not! In fact, that's why I'm back today - to complain!"
"Really? Unusual, that....they're usually very quick to sort the problem..."
"Sort the problem?! For all the good they are, you might as well shove them up your a....."

 

[Jameshow]

I know there are nineteen places in the world called either Truro or Falmouth. By the bye.

Cornish day this week!
Sang a shanty about Cornish men I felt duck out of water!!

 

[AES]

Cornish day this week!
Sang a shanty about Cornish men I felt duck out of water!!

Long day or short week?

How exactly did you feel said duck? I guess it helped that the duck was out of water?

Just pulling yer leg James

 

[Inspector]

That Ladysmith sure got around. There is one in Western Canada on Vancouver Island. Not the same as the one first pictured but it had a train station.

Pete

 

[Jameshow]

Long day or short week?

How exactly did you feel said duck? I guess it helped that the duck was out of water?

Just pulling yer leg James

 

[Sachakins]

Only 31 pages in and lost another joke thread.
Joke thread4 please.

 

[flying haggis]

The amatuer DIY'er was feeling so smug sitting reading in the new library room he created when suddenly a book fell from above and killed him.






The Coroner's verdict was he only had his shelf to blame......

 

[Thingybob]

The amatuer DIY'er was feeling so smug sitting reading in the new library room he created when suddenly a book fell from above and killed him.






The Coroner's verdict was he only had his shelf to blame......

The jury is deliberating whether this is what Sachakins meant

 

[Noel]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525

 

[paulrbarnard]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525

That’s how I imagine Adams house to look but his is all real.