Joke Thread III

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Thingybob]

But how do you know how much you don't know, when you don't know what you don't know. Even when you know you now know more, you'll still never know how much you don't know, however much more you get to know.

If you know what I mean!

I could not have(of) said it better myself

 

[Thingybob]

My mate Pedro's son is 4 and he can't say please in Spanish.

That's poor for 4 int it?

Whaaat "int" and no blue lights and sirens

 

[Daniel2]

Whaaat "int" and no blue lights and sirens

"Innit"

 

[Amateur]

Get off of your high horse.

 

[Vann]

There is no verb "to of".

I was at the markets when I spotted a a bunch a nice lookin apples. I said to the gezzer "I'll 'ave "to of" em fanks gov."

Cheers, Vann.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Thingybob]

Can I genuinely ask why so many people are using the word "of" instead of "have" these days?

This is a repost of one posted by Cozzer in Jan 2022 has the world not moved on at all

 

[Cozzer]

This is a repost of one posted by Cozzer in Jan 2022 has the world not moved on at all

Well, that was posted by "Amateur" by the looks of it, not me.
I'm not sure what you're actually asking...

 

[Jameshow]

Where have all the good jokes gone!!

 

[Mel769]

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That's a tall set of step ladders

 

[IZZY]

I could not have(of) said it better myself

I have a memory of Donald Rumsfeld saying it a few years ago. Could be wrong on name but definitely an american senator.

 

[paulrbarnard]

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[Sachakins]

I have a memory of Donald Rumsfeld saying it a few years ago. Could be wrong on name but definitely an american senator.

Yes, his version when asked by a reporter what he knew of the intelligence about the gulf War was..
"There are things we know we know, things we know we don't know and things we don't know that we don't know."
Absolute classical politician response.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Where have all the good jokes gone!!

Long time passing.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Yes, his version when asked by a reporter what he knew of the intelligence about the gulf War was..
"There are things we know we know, things we know we don't know and things we don't know that we don't know."
Absolute classical politician response.

Bush, surely?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

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until his XY has changed, he.

 

[J-G]

Yes, his version when asked by a reporter what he knew of the intelligence about the gulf War was..
"There are things we know we know, things we know we don't know and things we don't know that we don't know."
Absolute classical politician response.

A perfectly logical and correct response which idiots in the media (incorrectly) ridiculed.

 

[J-G]

Bush, surely?

No, definitely Rumsfeld.

 

[Amateur]

This is a repost of one posted by Cozzer in Jan 2022 has the world not moved on at all

I wasn't born in 2022.