Joke Thread III

[Jameshow]

Up there with that other classic: 'If you don't stop snivelling I'll give you something to really cry about'

Must have been the same school of hard knocks parenting! Non of this modern Gina ford rubbish!!

 

[quintain]

Must have been the same school of hard knocks parenting! Non of this modern Gina ford rubbish!!

late 1940s I got hard whacked by my scoolteacher and went home to my Mam crying.....She whacked me more and took me to the school to apologise for whatever it was I had done.

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

late 1940s I got hard whacked by my scoolteacher and went home to my Mam crying.....She whacked me more and took me to the school to apologise for whatever it was I had done.

Got spellings wrong?

 

[Noel]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129052259

 

[JimJay]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129052259

"This is briefly comprising of...." - so what do you get for your money the rest of the time?

 

[Vann]

That's neat! I'd buy one of those.

When I met the woman who is now my wife (~1995) I had a dial phone. Her first hubby was a telephone technician and so had always had the most modern phones. Her twelve-year-old son went to use my phone one day, but had to come and ask how to work it. He'd probably never seen a dial phone.

Cheers, Vann.

 

[Noel]

"This is briefly comprising of...." - so what do you get for your money the rest of the time?

That too but have a look upstairs……

 

[Tom K]

That too but have a look upstairs……

Looks fan-Taz-tic that thing on the living room wall is a little worrying!

 

[Cozzer]

Looks fan-Taz-tic that thing on the living room wall is a little worrying!

Particularly if there aren't any kids living there!

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Keefy.]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129052259

WOW!
They have certainly dressed that to sell quick.

 

[Bristol_Rob]

WOW!
They have certainly dressed that to sell quick.

Walking distance to Goodison Park

 

[JimJay]

Walking distance to Goodison Park

Is that supposed to be a USP - or a deal-breaker?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Is that supposed to be a USP - or a deal-breaker?

A warning.

 

[Cozzer]

I see that Wrigley's have now got a website where you can order chewing gum.




Go to Ebuygum.com

 

[Garden Shed Projects]

That sounds much like the drug problem they are having in Yorkshire…

 

[Noel]

All this spy balloon nonsense is getting a bit overblown.
More important issues such as inflation should get more air time.

 

[Sachakins]

Finally found a cheaper way to heat my home