Joke Thread III

[Sachakins]

 

[dzj]

 

[Jameshow]

I think the Joke thread is not for you.

I think Stuart's part of the joke thread!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Sachakins]

"A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some two-by-fours. The clerk asks, “How long do you need them?” The guy answers, “A long time. We’re going to build a house."

 

[Thingybob]

Have you been away Stuart !

 

[Thingybob]

My wife said she had just bought a bacon slicer on internet , I arrived this morning very disappointed it wasn't the one from the old joke

 

[Jameshow]

Went to a restaurant last night, the waiter said "For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse”
Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
“No", he replied. "It's a sett menu."

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[stuart little]

I think the Joke thread is not for you.

Thanks, Mike! I don't always see the joke, b u t , whenever I crack an egg I ALWAYS see the yoke!

 

[stuart little]

I think Stuart's part of the joke thread!

You've sussed me out!

 

[artie]

Popcorn, I think.

 

[Cozzer]

Thanks, Mike! I don't always see the joke, b u t , whenever I crack an egg I ALWAYS see the yoke!

Methinks your case rests, MikeK....

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

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When they told her to look down the camera lens she took them a little too seriously

 

[Mel769]

The Beach Boys walk into a bar
“Round.”
“Round?”
“Get a round.”
“I get a round?”
“Yeah, get a round...”

 

[Just4Fun]

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There is an amazing optical illusion in that image. I swear that if you stare at it long enough you will eventually see a handbag right there in the picture.

 

[Cozzer]

Have you been away Stuart !

Or, "Have you been put away, Stuart!"

 

[IZZY]

There is an amazing optical illusion in that image. I swear that if you stare at it long enough you will eventually see a handbag right there in the picture.

On you specific advice I tried again . Nope no sign of a handbag.

 

[IZZY]

When they told her to look down the camera lens she took them a little too seriously

I'm sure she is cross-eyed.