Joke Thread II

[Daniel2]

What happened to Ginsters, they used to be great, but the last one I had - about 5yrs ago - was TERRIBLE, the 'filling' was a mushy mess!? I now give any pastie a miss. I doubt Mabel the cat would touch one!

Ginsters were indeed great, back around the end of the seventies, when it was
a small, family run business. Then they sold to what was to become the Ginsters
that we know today. True, the products are generally considered to be rubbish,
but, as a business model, it's been undeniably very successful.

 

[Noel]

Meanwhile in Padstow...

 

[Thingybob]

I'm from High Wycombe, Bucks!!

Time for a new road map I thought Bratford were upt north , Freddy Truman land

 

[Thingybob]

Granddad what started the great war of 2023 , Well son a bunch of chippies argued over pasties ,veganism and sharpening methods threatening to end a joke thread on social media and it all escalated from there

 

[Sachakins]

Granddad what started the great war of 2023 , Well son a bunch of chippies argued over pasties ,veganism and sharpening methods threatening to end a joke thread on social media and it all escalated from there

And when finally son, someone called them "chippies" instead of cabinet makers, it all went nuclear, and the great war of 2023 ended in a flash of sparks......

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Déja vu all over again.

 

[MikeK]

Maybe we should limit the joke threads to one page so everyone can see what's been posted to date.

 

[artie]

Maybe we should limit the joke threads to one page so everyone can see what's been posted to date.

How about limiting the joke threads to jokes.

 

[Jameshow]

Time for a new road map I thought Bratford were upt north , Freddy Truman land

I'm from High Wycombe was sent to Bradford where I now reside down the road from Hutzul!

 

[MikeK]

How about limiting the joke threads to jokes.

That would require compliance from the membership.

 

[Spectric]

Thats no different to limiting woodworking post to woodworking subjects !

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[paulrbarnard]

That would require compliance from the membership.

How about a joke thread moderator? Stuart could do it and delete anything he doesn’t understand or doesn’t consider a joke

 

[Geoff_S]

How about a joke thread moderator? Stuart could do it and delete anything he doesn’t understand or doesn’t consider a joke

Naughty

 

[Sachakins]

How about a joke thread moderator? Stuart could do it and delete anything he doesn’t understand or doesn’t consider a joke

They'd all be deleted

 

[Lazarus]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

 

[JimJay]

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Hilarious, especially the bit about her actually being arrested for shop lifting - and her not being cross-eyed....or did I miss the "joke"?