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Seeing this reminds me of an incident that happened years ago at my local colliery
The different areas of the mine along with the electrical and mechanical departments decided to form cricket teams
One of my electricians having never played before volunteered
The colliery provided all the equipment but he had to get his own protector
His mates told him it was called a jog strap and he could get down the town from the sport shop
So off he went
The young lady behind the counter was a good friend of his sister and the conversation went something like this
She and how can I help

He I want a jog strap

She Sorry I don't know what you mean, what's it for

He cricket

She where do you use it

He embarrassed pointed down to his groin area

She oh you mean a man's protector

He even more embarrassed said Sorry I was told it was a jog strap

She no problem and what size do you want, large or small

He Large

She OK and do you know I've never yet sold a small one to anyone

He met this young lady many times after when she visited his sister and she always said to him large or small
 
Seeing this reminds me of an incident that happened years ago at my local colliery
The different areas of the mine along with the electrical and mechanical departments decided to form cricket teams
One of my electricians having never played before volunteered
The colliery provided all the equipment but he had to get his own protector
His mates told him it was called a jog strap and he could get down the town from the sport shop
So off he went
The young lady behind the counter was a good friend of his sister and the conversation went something like this
She and how can I help

He I want a jog strap

She Sorry I don't know what you mean, what's it for

He cricket

She where do you use it

He embarrassed pointed down to his groin area

She oh you mean a man's protector

He even more embarrassed said Sorry I was told it was a jog strap

She no problem and what size do you want, large or small

He Large

She OK and do you know I've never yet sold a small one to anyone

He met this young lady many times after when she visited his sister and she always said to him large or small
They come in three sizes. S M L.
Small, medium and liar.
 
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Doc. His name is Stuart Little.
Is there anything you have to say about his condition, can he be saved?
Well one thing is for sure.
He won't think its funny.
There could be hope for him even in these circumstances though.

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