Joke Thread II

[Robbo3]

 

[Dibs-h]

Talking about burning bridges.....

There's that old saying - "All happy families are all happy in the same way and all dysfunctional families are all dysfunctional in their own (unique) way."

And his family are royally dysfunctional.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Vann]

A very Happy New Year to all contributors on UK Workshop and those who just pop in when passing...

...wind.

A belated happy New Year all.

Cheers, Vann.

 

[stuart little]

Please, God... don't let me have to explain this one to Stuart....

Get out of it!!!

 

[stuart little]

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Pleae don't call me Adolf!!

 

[Alex H]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[woodhutt]

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I'm going to have to do a stuart It looks like a common form of transport down here.

 

[Daniel2]

I'm going to have to do a stuart It looks like a common form of transport down here.

I think it's a ride-on lawn mower.

 

[artie]

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?"
“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 80,000 troops killed, countless injured, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscription to replace our losses”.
“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?
“They haven’t turned up yet”

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Déja vu again.

 

[woodhutt]

I think it's a ride-on lawn mower.

Ah, I see! Well, she's very pretty. Is she a professional model. do you know?

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Linus]

There's that old saying - "All happy families are all happy in the same way and all dysfunctional families are all dysfunctional in their own (unique) way."

And his family are royally dysfunctional.

Actually the phrase is:- All happy families are alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way (Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, 1878)

 

[Cozzer]

Get out of it!!!

Yes, that's exactly what Christine yelled!

 

[Majimoto]

Déja vu again.

I thought I'd seen it before. Still good.

 

[Mick p]

It didn't take her long !!!!!View attachment 150579

It’s a better looking bloke than a woman