Joke Thread II

[sammy.se]

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I thought it was just me

 

[Stan]

Doctor to patient And how can I help you today

Patient I've come about my hereditary diarrhoea

Doctor But diarrhoea isn't hereditary

Patient Well it's in my jeans

This joke reminded me of something. For those of you who have trouble spelling "diarrhoea" without computer assistance, the following may be of use:

Dash In A Right Royal Hurry Or Else Accident

 

[imageel]

...and for those suffering from myopia...

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Cozzer]

Bumped into one of my neighbours earlier today, walking two dogs.
"I didn't know you had dogs".
"I don't. They are my sisters...."
"Well, you don't look alike, do you?"

 

[Robbo3]

Just the right moment 16,17,18

 

[Alex H]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Daniel2]

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Nope, Not a clue what you're talking about.

 

[Southdownswolf]

Nope, Not a clue what you're talking about.

The iPad is in a cover blending into the seat....

 

[Jameshow]

I would have let him stu art a little longer!!

 

[Daniel2]

The iPad is in a cover blending into the seat....

Thank you. But, gosh, what a great joke

 

[sammy.se]

Thank you. But, gosh, what a great joke

You had to be there.

 

[John Brown]

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I can't see any man...

 

[Woody2Shoes]

......now he finds himself in a sticky stiuation.

Hahahaha......

 

[Thingybob]

Nope, Not a clue what you're talking about.

Come back in13days

 

[gwaithcoed]

Now do you see it

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]