Joke Thread II

[imageel]

Or closer to home Lotus - lots of trouble, usually serious

 

[JimJay]

I remember a poster for Fiat years ago. It said 'Designed by computer, made by robots'. Someone had scribbled across the bottom 'Driven by idiots'. Of course I couldn't determine the veracity of their comment.

You forgot the "Silenced by laser" part

 

[Thingybob]

Didn't FIAT sell off all there old model plants to emmerging motor manufacturers around the world years ago

 

[DrPhill]

Strange thing, car make tribalism. My father, born in 1912, went through 50 years or so disparaging Fords(having never owned one), then bought a second hand Ford Corsair, and thought it was a fantastic car.

Corsair was made from parts from the old ford 'Pubic'. (This is a joke thread after all, and that one does not get much of an outing these days)

 

[Doug B]

 

[Fatherclive]

I had a Vauxhall Chevette in the early 1980’s. We called it the Shove-it.

I was told fist stood for fix it again tomorrow.

 

[Fatherclive]

I was told fiat stood for fix it again tomorrow.

 

[Cordy]

So, FIFA has named an all-woman referee team for a Man's World cup match.

That means they will be bringing up penalties that happened 2 games ago.

 

[Geoff_S]

So, FIFA has named an all-woman referee team for a Man's World cup match.

That means they will be bringing up penalties that happened 2 games ago.

I’ve just told this joke to my wife.

She accused me of being on something called UK Workshop again.

How did she know?

 

[Ozi]

That's no joke!

Like a ford - fix or repair daily.

Fiat - failure in automotive technology.

Anyone got one for landys?

Best I can do.

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

 

[mikej460]

 

[dzj]

 

[Noel]

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Is there a wind back version?

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]