Joke Thread II

[Phil Pascoe]

Yes, but it's a culmination of Bill's experience, expertise and exacting eye.

 

[user 38384]

Looks as though it was designed & made by a ten-year-old in "craft-class"
I suppose the joke is that some folk are willing to pay such a preposterous price !

reminds me of the ’Saw You Coming’ furniture shop from the sketch show with Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

 

[Ozi]

It's ok but it's not art..
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It's the state of the art? Or it's art in a state? Or it's in a better state than our State!

 

[nickds1]

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I went to the Zoo yesterday. They only had a dog.

It was a ShihTzu...

 

[stuart little]

They're just self-help tips on coping with life in difficult times, in cartoon strip format with fictional characters to lighten things up a bit. Not to be taken too seriously. General Immortus is a fictional character - a DC Comics 'supervillain', sometimes called "The Forever Soldier" or "The Forever General’.

To come up to speed, you might have to stop reading the Daily Mail and become a militant Guardian Reading leftie. They're into this sort of stuff:

Cartoonists on the world we live in: Tom Gauld

Hope that might help.

That's one reason why I don't read any of them, apart from obits online.

 

[stuart little]

It's ok but it's not art..
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What is it, then?

 

[mikej460]

What is it, then?

Because its Paul Simon not Art Garfunkel - now do you get it? It's a play on the oft used scoff of modernist paintings. If it needs explaining its a failure as a joke, my humble apologies...

 

[stuart little]

AAAHHHH - gorrit now! Ta muchly

 

[Jameshow]

AAAHHHH - gorrit now! Ta muchly

Hey stu why not give us a joke?!!!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Thingybob]

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Over qualified all of them

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Jameshow]

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Improved!

 

[stuart little]

Hey stu why not give us a joke?!!!

this is my joke!

 

[Jonzjob]