Joke Thread II

[dzj]

In English please!

Best I can do. Sorry.

 

[Amateur]

The wife's just informed me she's booked a slot at our local tip for ten thirty this morning.
I think she'd be better off disposing of her self at the crematorium but she wouldn't have it.

 

[stuart little]

The wife's just informed me she's booked a slot at our local tip for ten thirty this morning.
I think she'd be better off disposing of her self at the crematorium but she wouldn't have it.

THAT's not very nice!

 

[Yorkieguy]

They're just self-help tips on coping with life in difficult times, in cartoon strip format with fictional characters to lighten things up a bit. Not to be taken too seriously. General Immortus is a fictional character - a DC Comics 'supervillain', sometimes called "The Forever Soldier" or "The Forever General’.

To come up to speed, you might have to stop reading the Daily Mail and become a militant Guardian Reading leftie. They're into this sort of stuff:

Cartoonists on the world we live in: Tom Gauld

Hope that might help.

 

[Amateur]

THAT's not very nice!

At least you got it..lol

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[mikej460]

It's ok but it's not art..

 

[Jameshow]

It's ok but it's not art..
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I'll beat you to it Stuart!!

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[Cozzer]

Garfunkel?

 

[Flynnwood]

I'll beat you to it Stuart!!

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Mark Knopfler.

 

[Tris]

Too much vodka and lime

 

[selectortone]

I'll beat you to it Stuart!!

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It's not Art (Garfunkel), it's Paul Simon.

 

[artie]

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8 tracks were worse

 

[artie]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Suffolk Brian]

My tool of choice was a wheel nut wrench.

Same with Escorts.

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Pineapple]

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£1880.00



https://www.thenewcraftsmen.com/selwood-side-table-by-bill-amberg-studio/

Looks as though it was designed & made by a ten-year-old in "craft-class"
I suppose the joke is that some folk are willing to pay such a preposterous price !