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flying haggis said:
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But plenty of happy-go-lucky days...

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flying haggis said:
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take a big sniff...then you'll see some

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A man buys a guard dog to protect his home.
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Turns out it was a UK Border collie.

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Tom Jones: Great singer, but terrible at parking!.

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I accidentally took my cats meds last night.....dont ask me meow

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Why isnt there a pregnant barbie doll?

RobinBHM

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because Ken came in a different box

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