Joke Thread II

[Phil Pascoe]

No.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[dzj]

 

[treeturner123]

No one ever told you not to run with scissors?

Or a pen/pencil in your mouth!

Phil

 

[Sachakins]

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Why not, we give our government votes for their administrative skills, and they don't have the ability either

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[stuart little]

No one ever told you not to run with scissors?

Nope. A knife, yes.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[TRITON]

Nope. A knife, yes.

You need to learn how to run while holding a knife.

Otherwise the victim will get away.

 

[Alex H]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Linus]

Apparently Elton John bought his pet rabbit one of these treadmill machines!

Now I think it's a little fit bunny.

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Jameshow]

Little bit worrying at roller coaster operating kiosk!

 

[Doug B]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]