Joke Thread II

[Amateur]

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Now tell me she didnt do a deal with the "Tick" company just at the offchance she scored a goal.?

 

[Alex H]

 

[fezman]

Now tell me she didnt do a deal with the "Tick" company just at the offchance she scored a goal.?

Errrm the "tick" company would be the official supplier of the team kit. You know the same tick that appears on the shirt and the shorts!
https://www.nike.com/gb/w/football-england-1gdj0z8p57d

 

[Droogs]

and apparently sports bra

 

[Jameshow]

Now tell me she didnt do a deal with the "Tick" company just at the offchance she scored a goal.?

Perhaps a holiday or car?!!

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Doug B]

 

[DrPhill]

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Its not funny - its sad, because it is true. A&W Restaurants

 

[dzj]

 

[gwaithcoed]

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've
got some bad news for you"

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me
some good news for once!"
"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not
sterile..."

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[user 38384]

 

[user 38384]

 

[Doug B]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[JimJay]

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Isn't that the first rule of absolutely everything?

 

[Geoff_S]

Isn't that the first rule of absolutely everything?

You're a very bad man

 

[dzj]

 

[IZZY]

Isn't that the first rule of absolutely everything?

They seem capable of voting in inane TV type programs but anything serious NO.

 

[Amateur]