Joke Thread II

[Amateur]

 

[Amateur]

Sorry in advance if this an old one you have all seen.

 

[stuart little]

But can you sing the song including the woodpeckers call?

Many moons ago my late wife sang it in her sleep!

 

[stuart little]

Sorry in advance if this an old one you have all seen.

Ooo- cuchakoo!!

 

[Yorkieguy]

HUH?

 

[user 38384]

 

[gcusick]

 

[Sachakins]

At first glance I thought it was
"Strappa cocktome"
From the latin translation of The Silver Birch.
But I stand to be corrected.

I thought it was from the Roman guy, Biggus Dickus

 

[Phil Pascoe]

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Oh, dear!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I thought it was from the Roman guy, Biggus Dickus

Strapadicktomy, in my day.

 

[Amateur]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Pineapple]

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Although Excellently Packaged & Obviously Very Good Quality - I Bet They Are Prohibitively Expensive !

 

[Morag Jones]

Although Excellently Packaged & Obviously Very Good Quality - I Bet They Are Prohibitively Expensive !

Is there a Systainer available for storage?

 

[MikeK]

Is there a Systainer available for storage?

What a silly question! There's a Systainer available for almost anything (the £5 note is for comparison).

As you can see here, it is already filled with air guitar strings.

 

[Southdownswolf]

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I prefer to use these ones

 

[gcusick]

 

[Alex H]