Joke Thread II

[user 38384]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

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Careful you’ll have the duplicated post police on to you

 

[dzj]

 

[stuart little]

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I still cannot see the what 'free grout' has tod o with the cra$$y song, so here's another of MY -

 

[Phil Pascoe]

The link is rather tenuous, it took me a while.

 

[Thingybob]

I dont know if you are serious Stuart or your having a laugh but there are many songs out there that can have words missinterpretated when listening to them and "freak out " sounds like " free grout" have a watch of Peter Kay in Mum wants a bungalow tour .

 

[selectortone]

I still cannot see the what 'free grout' has tod o with the cra$$y song, so here's another of MY -

Free grout = Freak out.

Now I'll have that stupid song in my head all day AGAIN.

 

[stuart little]

Free grout = Freak out.

Now I'll have that stupid song in my head all day AGAIN.

AH_HA Alles klar now. Not my type of 'music' which explains my 'having a laugh'

 

[stuart little]

I dont know if you are serious Stuart or your having a laugh but there are many songs out there that can have words missinterpretated when listening to them and "freak out " sounds like " free grout" have a watch of Peter Kay in Mum wants a bungalow tour .

'Fraid I didn't hear it as "free grout". BUT I did hear Abba sing : "Last night when I called you from Tesco".

 

[Phil Pascoe]

and Madonna's some **** with eyes like potatoes?

 

[Jameshow]

Where did the jokes go????

 

[Vann]

And I genuinely struggled with this one for weeks: Venus by Shocking blue "Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire".

It didn't sound like "Venus" to me. And what I did think it sounded like, might have filled his partner's desire

Cheers, Vann.

 

[guineafowl21]

I still cannot see the what 'free grout' has tod o with the cra$$y song, so here's another of MY -

You told me that alles was klar when I explained it the first time, you fibber!

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Majimoto]

Where have all the good jokes?

Long time passing!?

 

[gwaithcoed]

I was in the throes of passion and my wife was like an ice maiden so I said Can't you moan a little . She said look at state of this ceiling.

 

[Jameshow]

My wife came back from watching 50 shades with her friends, holding a chain and collar...this looks interesting I thought!!!

"You have taken the dog out" she replied !!!

 

[stuart little]

You told me that alles was klar when I explained it the first time, you fibber!

That were for both times! (Only a white fib)

 

[stuart little]

Where have all the good jokes?

Long time passing!?

'gone to forums everywhere -Oh,when will they ever learn?' - Apologies to Pete Seeger!