Joke Thread II

[gwaithcoed]

Read in the paper the other day a well known actress had given birth to her love child.
Weren't called that in my day
Can you imagine shouting "The referee's a love child"

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[stuart little]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Strange sense of 'humor' these Americans have is all I can say. Subtitles would be useful! I THINK it was English anyway. +

 

[stuart little]

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Chariot racing?

 

[JimJay]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Strange sense of 'humor' these Americans have is all I can say. Subtitles would be useful! I THINK it was English anyway. +

Some colonial dialect, I believe....

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[user 38384]

 

[dzj]

 

[Droogs]

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sooo true

 

[Doug B]

I know but it did make me smile

 

[Sachakins]

I know but it did make me smile

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Better get your tin hat ready, the woke and pc brigade will be around soon (wanting their mascot back me thinks )

 

[Alex H]

 

[dzj]

 

[Thingybob]

I know but it did make me smile

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Yea but if they win it all we we be going on about it in 56 years thinking its coming home. I think its great especialy for my Grand Daughter

 

[Phil Pascoe]

There's only one thing more boring than women's football. Men's football.

 

[Trainee neophyte]

There's only one thing more boring than women's football. Men's football.

 

[stuart little]

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Would it work?! Ok for towing a wooden boat?

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[TRITON]

I know but it did make me smile

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