Joke Thread II

[TRITON]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[IZZY]

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We must not keep on this P*** taking at JLR vehicles as we will give the owners an inferiority complex to balance their Superiority one . How does it go? " I look down on him but I look up to him " etc

 

[TRITON]

How does it go? " I look down on him but I look up to him " etc

 

[stuart little]

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Am I missing someting - again, or is it Dyson I should be looking at?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Yes. No.

 

[niemeyjt]

Well my Dyson collects up rubbish, so . . .

 

[SamG340]

 

[dzj]

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[SamG340]

 

[SamG340]

Why don't you see elephants hide in trees ?

Because they're so good at it

 

[JimJay]

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Tell me about it! After more decades than I care to think about of Range Rover and Discovery masochism, I finally bought a Dacia Duster.....what a relief!

But I do miss the LR seats, I have to say....

 

[Alex H]

Tell me about it! After more decades than I care to think about of Range Rover and Discovery masochism, I finally bought a Dacia Duster.....what a relief!

But I do miss the LR seats, I have to say....

Is it yellow?

 

[JimJay]

Nope - green dusters blend in better when you live on the edge of a forest

 

[Jameshow]

Tell me about it! After more decades than I care to think about of Range Rover and Discovery masochism, I finally bought a Dacia Duster.....what a relief!

But I do miss the LR seats, I have to say....

Volvo for me!!

 

[SamG340]

Tell me about it! After more decades than I care to think about of Range Rover and Discovery masochism, I finally bought a Dacia Duster.....what a relief!

But I do miss the LR seats, I have to say....

Hahahahahahhaha !!! Now that's saying something ... Only someone who owned a range rover would think a Dacia is a relief

 

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[Doug B]

no