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Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Me too, great when got it though..
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Phil Pascoe
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“PUBLIC RELATIONS” is an anagram of “CR&P BUILT ON LIES”
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt
Robbo3
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Some heavy reading. Makes War & Peace seem like a quick read.
This isn’t so much a joke but something my grandfather once said that still makes me laugh.
Bob - my Grandad - died in 1981 and was a sheep and cattle farmer in New Zealand. In the mid 1930s he bought 90 acres of native bush and scrub that he would eventually clear to become his farm. To save for the deposit for this he did contract fencing. At the time NZ farm fencing was 7 strands of tensioned number 8 wire stapled to battens spaced every two feet with a heavy post into the earth every 12 feet. Anyway one christmas one of my older cousins, who himself had recently become a fencer, asked Grandad how good a fencer he had been. Grandad said ’when I used to go out fencing for the day I had to take 3 dinners in my backpack because it would take me 2 f@cken days to walk back’.
Miss you Grandad
Bob - my Grandad - died in 1981 and was a sheep and cattle farmer in New Zealand. In the mid 1930s he bought 90 acres of native bush and scrub that he would eventually clear to become his farm. To save for the deposit for this he did contract fencing. At the time NZ farm fencing was 7 strands of tensioned number 8 wire stapled to battens spaced every two feet with a heavy post into the earth every 12 feet. Anyway one christmas one of my older cousins, who himself had recently become a fencer, asked Grandad how good a fencer he had been. Grandad said ’when I used to go out fencing for the day I had to take 3 dinners in my backpack because it would take me 2 f@cken days to walk back’.
Miss you Grandad
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Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Impressive, I haven't seen a light at the end of the tunnel for last 15 years...
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The title of that book is "How to understand women"!
Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
You have more chance of understanding quantum physics, imaginary numbers and chaos theory!
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