Joke Thread 5

Thread starter Noel
Start date 19 Aug 2024

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Robbo3

Established Member

10 Nov 2024

#1,286

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MikeJhn

Grunkel

10 Nov 2024

#1,288

For anyone who’s interested, I will be signing books in Waterstone’s Bookshop this Saturday from 9am until security notices what I’m doing and throws me out

People in our street are still letting off fireworks.

I had to take my pet lizard to the vet for a sedative because he's afraid of the noise!!!!

I now have a much calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon