A man at a nudist camp gets a letter from his mother requesting his photograph.
Since the only photographs he had were taken in the nude, he cut one in half
and mailed her the photo from the waist up.
His mother called after receiving the photo and asked if Grandma could have one too.
The man didn't want to cut another photograph in half, and since he knew his grandmother
couldn't see well, he sent her the bottom half of the same photograph.
A week later he gets a letter from his Grandmother: "Thank you so much for the lovely picture,
but I think your haircut makes your nose look big".
