Joke Thread 5

[Morty]

Surely as the elders die, others become elderly & take their places in the 'queue'!

But the "new" pensioners will never had received the WFP so it's less painful for them

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

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[Cozzer]

Someone has come up with the solution of the OAP fuel allowance problem, and the UK housing shortage.

Send all the pensioners to the "pre-paid" Rwanda for the heat, and free up all their property back home.

 

[flying haggis]

Trouble is, this government might just do it........

 

[Terry - Somerset]

Someone has come up with the solution of the OAP fuel allowance problem, and the UK housing shortage.

Send all the pensioners to the "pre-paid" Rwanda for the heat, and free up all their property back home.

This has the makings of a very good idea - social housing on the Costas. The Spanish may appreciate the income and flights are cheaper than central Africa.

No need for winter fuel allowance, property cheaper than the UK, relieves the UK health service of the most needy.

Unlike Rwanda which prompted protests and wasted loads of court time, older folk may form an orderly queue, possibly paying the premium for speedy boarding, to get out of the country.

 

[Doug B]

 

[niemeyjt]

It's the brother of famous Yorkshire man E I

I see Volkswagen are introducing an electric version of their city car. It well be called the E Up.

 

[Jameshow]

This has the makings of a very good idea - social housing on the Costas. The Spanish may appreciate the income and flights are cheaper than central Africa.

No need for winter fuel allowance, property cheaper than the UK, relieves the UK health service of the most needy.

Unlike Rwanda which prompted protests and wasted loads of court time, older folk may form an orderly queue, possibly paying the premium for speedy boarding, to get out of the country.

I thought that was Alicante!

 

[frankederveen]

I see Volkswagen are introducing an electric version of their city car. It well be called the E Up.

They did and it is out of production already. Great little car, we use it for 95% of our trips now. 1.5p/mile.