Joke Thread 5

[Chubber]

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Our terrier used to eat grass on occasions, not the lush green stuff other dogs seemed to eat, but the stiff stalky stuff. It could be a case of strings of cocktail sausages until he shook them off...

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Too much information.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Cobbs]

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That may be true, but why is it funny?

 

[Jameshow]

That may be true, but why is it funny?

Because that's the case with many of us! Better to laugh than cry!!

 

[Sachakins]

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At least we were allowed to try it (if pre 1972 born that is)

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[dzj]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[paulrbarnard]

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Not so sure about that. Didn’t you make your own explosives, throw fireworks at each other, play splits with the knives you regularly carried, played on building sites hollowing out stacks of bricks to make forts, …

 

[Terry - Somerset]

Not so sure about that. Didn’t you make your own explosives, throw fireworks at each other, play splits with the knives you regularly carried, played on building sites hollowing out stacks of bricks to make forts, …

Tried to do all these things + making Molotov cocktails.

That children are now reared avoiding all risk may make them ill prepared for later life. Evaluating risk and accepting responsibility is an important part of the road towards adulthood.

I guess those who survived were either lucky or smart - it is only the morons who didn't make it.

 

[Cordy]

Dr Harold Shipman's grand-daughter -- "My grandad killed 284 Pensioners"

Starmer and Rayner chime in together -- "Amateur!"

 

[stuart little]

That may be true, but why is it funny?

 

[stuart little]

Not so sure about that. Didn’t you make your own explosives, throw fireworks at each other, play splits with the knives you regularly carried, played on building sites hollowing out stacks of bricks to make forts, …

Nope!

 

[paulrbarnard]

Nope!

Explains a lot. You have never got out much it seems

 

[stuart little]

Explains a lot. You have never got out much it seems

I was out all the time, living in the country surrounded by meadows!

 

[Thingybob]

I gave up on them, they keep following the grain, just like Canadian bears! I 'has' got a Veritas 'wheelie' marking thingy.

Surely it wrecks your 78s