Joke Thread 5

[Cozzer]

I think my wife has been putting glue all over my 12 bores.


She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

 

[Cozzer]

I really miss my ol' dad.

He had the heart of a lion.
The stomach of a bear.


And a lifetime ban from Whipsnade Zoo...

 

[Chubber]

Been there, suffered that sort of humiliation from some nerk I wouldn't trust to clean cat's litter tray..AAagh!

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[artie]

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Think yourself lucky you're not a powerni customer. Here's my latest statement.

 

[Robbo3]

Design Ideas.

 

[Amateur]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[stuart little]

Rejoice - it's proof that your short term memory is functioning!

While you are ignoring them, that will free up a bit of time for you to post a few maybe?

Just saying.

OK, think I will!

 

[stuart little]

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

 

[stuart little]

When Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt, he said; "Look where you're going, woman!"

 

[stuart little]

I came across an empty car park, with a guy sitting in the middle, holding a steering wheel. "What you doing, mate?" He replied; "Well, I was driving along in my car, & then it turned into a car park!"





That's all folks Blame Yorkie - his suggestion!

 

[Yorkieguy]

Guilty as charged!

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]