Joke Thread 5

[stuart little]

WITH NO intension of being political! I've just seen the BEST joke since July4 - Clarkson bans Starmer from his pub!!

 

[Chubber]

That man will do anything for publicity....but for humour(?)....the country changing Sunak for Starmer is like changing ones shirt when one has sh@t one's pants..

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[artie]

Just shows one 'ute' is better than another.

But which one is best?
One is looking good with a normal sized load, the other is broken in half with a serious overload. Is it still going? Is that the joke?

 

[RobinBHM]

Life expectancy is 77 for men and 82 for women.

I think when I get to 76 I might transition

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

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You're only feel as old as the woman you feel.

The old ones are the best and we're all pretty old.

 

[MikeJhn]

 

[Thingybob]

Well we will have to rename all the bank Holliday's kids today won't know what a bank is and internet banking never sleeps can't even call it Supermarket Holliday Monday

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Amateur]

Must be the latest bbq accessory. You plumb a kazie next to the bbq so you can have a tom *** and grill your sausages at the same time.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Majimoto]

The

I watched a 'Hammer House of Mystery & Suspense' episode whereby an electronics genius trapped his young wife with her lover in a locked room, then killed them by playing 7hz of sound. If it killed them, why didn't it kill viewers, who also heard it?

audience weren't in the locked room?

 

[Majimoto]

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This is not for the joke thread. It is not a joking matter. It raises major issues of Restitution and Compensation and Entitlement.

 

[paulrbarnard]

This is not for the joke thread. It is not a joking matter. It raises major issues of Restitution and Compensation and Entitlement.

It wasn’t even the slightest bit funny

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]