Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Ian_B]

 

[Ian_B]

 

[Cordy]

I called the doctors and said I've had the sh*ts for six weeks.

She said not to worry they go back to school next week.

 

[stuart little]

Surprised as well that s khan is so high!!!

Must be something to do with the Mogul Empire!

 

[PhilTilson]

Read what I wrote - not what you think I wrote.

I am thinking Starmer is less popular than Blair because he obtained far fewer votes. Nothing about winners or losers.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE THREAD! FOR GOODNESS' SAKE...

 

[stuart little]

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Not 'zero' when the donkeys 'pass wind'. (I'm polite!)

 

[PhilTilson]

Read what I wrote - not what you think I wrote.

I am thinking Starmer is less popular than Blair because he obtained far fewer votes. Nothing about winners or losers.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE THREAD! FOR GOODNESS' SAKE...

 

[stuart little]

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE THREAD! FOR GOODNESS' SAKE...

IT IS - WELLL, I'M HAVING A LAUGH, FOR A CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Jameshow]

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Why are jokes about the Christian faith acceptable, yet you would never dare post one about the Muslim faith???

 

[Cobbs]

Why are jokes about the Christian faith acceptable, yet you would never dare post one about the Muslim faith???

In fairness, I don't think they're specifically about the christian faith as such, just the naivety of the people who put those signs out. Relax, I'm sure Jesus liked a giggle too...

 

[Ian_B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

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The old ones are the best.

 

[Ian_B]

 

[Ian_B]

 

[Noel]

I've a neighbour who religiously goes to the dentist once a week.
He's a 7th day a dentist...............

 

[Ian_B]

 

[Ian_B]

 

[Ian_B]