Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Vulcan]

Phil, I think this is a better version?!

 

[niemeyjt]

Sorry. I didn't realise I wasn't allowed to joke about St. Starmer.

One has to be careful with political jokes - they sometimes get elected.

 

[niemeyjt]

@Phil Pascoe This is a joke thread (mostly) . If you want to make political statements please go elsewhere.

Maybe to allay any suspicions of left-wing bias in the moderating team, perhaps you can explain why anti-Tory posts, like https://www.ukworkshop.co.uk/threads/joke-thread-4.143362/post-1747360 are acceptable yet those knocking the other side are not?

Personally, I think they are all fair game (unless they breach the laws of the land, of course).

 

[Robbo3]

 

[niemeyjt]

Poor Adam - he had a choice between incest and bestiality

 

[Doug B]

 

[Vulcan]

Maybe to allay any suspicions of left-wing bias in the moderating team, perhaps you can explain why anti-Tory posts, like https://www.ukworkshop.co.uk/threads/joke-thread-4.143362/post-1747360 are acceptable yet those knocking the other side are not?

Personally, I think they are all fair game (unless they breach the laws of the land, of course).

Agreed.

I was surprised by this, KS is currently disliked by even more people than Tony Blair!
https://yougov.co.uk/ratings/politics/popularity/labour-politicians/all

 

[flying haggis]

Surprised as well that s khan is so high!!!

 

[niemeyjt]

Agreed.

I was surprised by this, KS is currently disliked by even more people than Tony Blair!
https://yougov.co.uk/ratings/politics/popularity/labour-politicians/all

I'm not - he was elected with fewer votes than Corbyn obtained in previous GE.

 

[Thingybob]

Here we go again threads got lost "Dear BBC please bring back Mock the Week

 

[Phil Pascoe]

No. I saw Dara O'Briain live and he totally unfunny.

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[John Brown]

I'm not - he was elected with fewer votes than Corbyn obtained in previous GE.

What are you thinking, we should've declared Rishi the winner, when he got even fewer votes?
You lost. Get over it.

 

[niemeyjt]

What are you thinking, we should've declared Rishi the winner, when he got even fewer votes?
You lost. Get over it.

Read what I wrote - not what you think I wrote.

I am thinking Starmer is less popular than Blair because he obtained far fewer votes. Nothing about winners or losers.

 

[niemeyjt]

Back on topic:

A politician running for election was asked about his policy on alcohol.

He answered, “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the body, ruins the mind, destroys the family and creates criminals, then I’m against it!

But if you mean the beautiful drink used for a wedding toast, the foundation of a fun Friday night and the biggest source of tax revenue to fund needy orphans, then I’m for it!

And I won’t change my mind, no matter what you say.”

 

[artie]

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A nice set of wheels make a big difference.

 

[Jester129]

Yeah, real bird-magnet!

 

[Vulcan]

As long as it’s got the badge on the front …

 

[Ian_B]