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stuart little

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26 Jul 2024

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Cozzer said:
Balls, Stu.

Mrs.Balls.....

Still none the wizer!

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Doug B

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The_Yellow_Ardvark

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Doug B

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Cordy

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27 Jul 2024

#3,950

Lets see if Roger Hallum (JUST STOP OIL PROTESTER) Recently sentenced to 5 years

Still objects to PETROLEUM JELLY after a week in Prison.

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Doug B

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Yorkieguy

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Yorkieguy

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kinverkid

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Yorkieguy

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27 Jul 2024

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Phil Pascoe

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27 Jul 2024

#3,956

kinverkid said:
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Narnia? My wife's nickname. She has the hair of a lion, the face of a witch and the body of a wardrobe.

Yorkieguy

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Yorkieguy

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Yorkieguy

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stuart little

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28 Jul 2024

#3,960

Phil Pascoe said:
Narnia? My wife's nickname. She has the hair of a lion, the face of a witch and the body of a wardrobe.

That's not very nice, Phil!

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