Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Thingybob]

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Sorry Jaco but I can no longer read your jokes they have stopped me using the electron microscope at work

 

[Robbo3]

Badly Placed Adverts.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[flying haggis]

And the snowflakes didn't like the signs saying "cats eyes removed" so now we get "road studs removed". FFS....

 

[John Brown]

And the snowflakes didn't like the signs saying "cats eyes removed" so now we get "road studs removed". FFS....

The article I read said it was American tourists who were confused by the signage that prompted the change.
Personally, I think there should have been an apostrophe somewhere, but I wouldn't have felt strongly enough to lodge a complaint.

 

[Amateur]

God help the western world.

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[niemeyjt]

Following recent revelations, "Dishy Rishi" Sunak wants to be known henceforth as "No dishy Rishi".

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Doug B]

 

[selectortone]

 

[stuart little]

God help the western world.

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AKA: A merchant banker!

 

[selectortone]

 

[MikeJhn]

My other half has just got back from Tesco's with some Cod Loins, can someone tell me what part of the fish that is?

 

[MikeJhn]

An oldie but a goody.

 

[RobinBHM]