Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Cozzer]

Not really a joke but caused some laughter at our local supermarket.
I was with my wife grocery shopping some years ago and she was delving in a freezer.
" What are you looking for" I asked "
" A turkey Breast"
" You've got one in your hand"
"yes I know but I want a bigger one than this"
She then stood up holding it aloft and shouted to one of the assistants standing a few yards away
" Have you breasts bigger than this"
The assistant smiled, looked down and said
"Possibly, and mine are a hell of a lot warmer"
Alan

Only last week I was sauntering along the road with my 7-month old pup, pausing every few yards to have a good sniff. The dog, not me...
At one house a lady was tidying up her garden border - no, not a euphemism - and she heard me say "I was just admiring the size of your heucheras...."
Luckily, she knows her plant names...

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jaco]

 

[Jaco]

 

[Thingybob]

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Think I have found the guy that prints instruction sheets for electrical goods

 

[dzj]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[kinverkid]

The first Air Friar.

 

[Doug B]

 

[selectortone]

 

[John Brown]

The first Air Friar.

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Is that The Flying Monk from Malmsbury?
There's a microbrewery named after him nearby...

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

The old ones are the best. Only the faces change.

 

[kinverkid]

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

 

[stuart little]

Who comes after dinner-dinner-dinner?











BATMAN! KAZOOOM!!

 

[Cozzer]

Who comes after dinner-dinner-dinner?











BATMAN! KAZOOOM!!

It's OK, Stuart... you go and have a little lie down now...
The nurse will be here before you know it... I'm sure she'll have those tabl....er....sweeties you like...

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]