Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Amateur]

It so much apostrophe as catastrophe!!

Look. I realise you might be lonely and want to put pen to paper, but doing it this way is not the way to go.
By making a few simple adjustments you can overcome your problem.
I've enclosed a self help booklet, which is full of grammatical errors and is recommend for people with overbearing urges to correct everything and everybody.
It starts with aligning a painting or mirror thats not running vertically and that annoying habbit of keep ensuring your **** bow tie isnt cockeyed.
I'm sure you will find it a good read,and who knows it might just help you lighten up to the fact that all men are not born with equal skills.
The human race would not have evolved had that been the case.

 

[paulrbarnard]

Look. I realise you might be lonely and want to put pen to paper, but doing it this way is not the way to go.
By making a few simple adjustments you can overcome your problem.
I've enclosed a self help booklet, which is full of grammatical errors and is recommend for people with overbearing urges to correct everything and everybody.
It starts with aligning a painting or mirror thats not running vertically and that annoying habbit of keep ensuring your **** bow tie isnt cockeyed.
I'm sure you will find it a good read,and who knows it might just help you lighten up to the fact that all men are not born with equal skills.
The human race would not have evolved had that been the case.

I tend to wear my bow tie on my neck.

 

[Amateur]

I tend to wear my bow tie on my neck.

Must be a grammatical mistake lol

 

[JSW]

I tend to wear my bow tie on my neck.

Pictures or it didn't happen

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[RobinBHM]

Transgender people aren’t what they used to be

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Jaco]

 

[Jaco]

 

[stuart little]

Hi Phil I think your description of Camilla is wrong. She should be described as a "Plonker" as should king Charles be described as a "Plonker". Both these people made marriage vows in "the presence of God" and after this decided the vows did not apply. It seems strange that these two people can be considered as king and queen and paragons for the UK when they are unable to fulfil vows to God.

If there was such a 'person', would not all the space exploration have found such?????????

 

[stuart little]

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What is a "Klopp" ?

It's the sound made by Hans Geering, aka Sam Kelly, saluting Herr General!

 

[stuart little]

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[stuart little]

Perhaps they own a ‘go back’ ? What ever that is.

It's another name for a Guinea Fowl, so called by its call;- "go-back".

 

[stuart little]

Look. I realise you might be lonely and want to put pen to paper, but doing it this way is not the way to go.
By making a few simple adjustments you can overcome your problem.
I've enclosed a self help booklet, which is full of grammatical errors and is recommend for people with overbearing urges to correct everything and everybody.
It starts with aligning a painting or mirror thats not running vertically and that annoying habbit of keep ensuring your **** bow tie isnt cockeyed.
I'm sure you will find it a good read,and who knows it might just help you lighten up to the fact that all men are not born with equal skills.
The human race would not have evolved had that been the case.

I'm one for re-aligning pictures etc!!!!!! HEE!,HEE!

 

[Amateur]

 

[Amateur]

Big girls only get bigger because they need more space to put new tattoos on.

 

[cisamcgu]

Big girls only get bigger because they need more space to put new tattoos on.

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