Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Thingybob]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon!

Some people should not use sharp tools

 

[stuart little]

Jeeeeeeeeeeez........anyone got any jokes for a change?

I doubt it!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

where is lamp wick then

I've heard of Wicks DIY does that count ( anyway back to the optical illusion thread )

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Tris]

This reminds me of a Marillion album.

Now I've got Slainte Mhath in my head for the rest of the day. Could be worse

 

[Doug B]

 

[Cobbs]

And also in your head imagine the Diesel powered plant and vehicles to make and cast the concrete and transport the various parts to the site and erect and maintain them.

Is that aimed at me?

 

[Cobbs]

That's the problem, it's only happening in peoples heads.

What is?

 

[Ozi]

A man phoned his local collage.

" Hello I'd like to book my girl friend onto one of your courses "

Reception "That's nice what course is she looking for"

"Oh I didn't know we offered that,... I will put you through to the department Secretary "

Department Secretary " That must be new I didn't realize we were doing that "

"Just a moment our head of departments here I will ask him"

"Professor Smith, I have someone asking about a new course "

"Oh I see"

" I'm sorry caller that's not available at this time, can I help with anything else, no well good buy"

Man turns to girl friend " See that guys a professor and even he says there's no accounting for women "

 

[MikeJhn]

Is that aimed at me?

It's aimed at anyone who thinks wind farms are the answer.

 

[sploo]

It's aimed at anyone who thinks wind farms are the answer.

The National Grid?

(data from today)

 

[MikeJhn]

From a snap shot of 10 minutes.

 

[paulrbarnard]

From a snap shot of 10 minutes.

It means that it is the average taken by splitting the day in to 10 minute chunks

 

[Keith Cocker]

It's aimed at anyone who thinks wind farms are the answer.

I don’t believe anyone intelligent enough to grasp the reality of climate change and it’s implications thinks that simple answers are the answer.

 

[loftyhermes]

 

[Cobbs]

It's aimed at anyone who thinks wind farms are the answer.

I'm imagining how much concrete was poured and how many diesel vehicles were involved in building that dirty power station, as well as how much fuel it will consume during its lifetime, every day of every month of every year until it's decommissioned. Then when I imagine the resources used to build a load of wind turbines and realise that after that, there's very little more input, I kind of get the idea that the wind turbines are the better answer.

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

Blingy Hill, jokes are slow coming these days!

 

[JAW911]

What jokes?!!