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12 Feb 2024

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Vulcan said:
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Don’t know about meal replacement…but with sucralose and the fibres it will definitely move your world

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artie

Sawdust manufacturer.

13 Feb 2024

#2,307

Amateur said:
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It's all in the spelling.

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Amateur

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13 Feb 2024

#2,308

artie said:
It's all in the spelling.

I think its the US drawl and pronunciation to be honest.

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Amateur

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13 Feb 2024

#2,309

Cordy

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13 Feb 2024

#2,310

As I get older I find that I only need three shops, Specsavers, Boots, and Greggs.

My life is just specs, drugs, and sausage rolls.

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dzj

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14 Feb 2024

#2,311

C

Cozzer

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14 Feb 2024

#2,312

Amateur said:
I think its the US drawl and pronunciation to be honest.

The same with the Yank version of "solder"...
Irritating.

stuart little

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14 Feb 2024

#2,313

Phil Pascoe said:
It's ok, Stuart, we've never understood yours.

That's the joke!

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14 Feb 2024

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Doug B

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14 Feb 2024

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Amateur

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