Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

To paraphrase #11 from @Robbo3 post 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity

There are no new jokes; the old ones just get more publicity.

 

[mc281]

And they stand repeating, again and again and .....................you get the idea.

No... I'm too old to get any ideas..... Apparently!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

HOW CONVERSATIONS START IN A JOKE THREAD.

Can I draw your attenton to the floral wall paper.
My wife thinks we should change it.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[dzj]

 

[Daniel2]

 

[Daniel2]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phill05]

HOW CONVERSATIONS START IN A JOKE THREAD.

Can I draw your attenton to the floral wall paper.
My wife thinks we should change it.

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Why would you have
AGED
12
YEARS
printed on your wall paper!!

 

[stuart little]

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Why is Toblerone triangular?


So that it fit's the box!

 

[TRITON]

My friend insists on bathing in yogurt in spite of my warnings about the dangers of dabbling in the Yakult

 

[TRITON]

 

[Cozzer]

Why is Toblerone triangular?


So that it fit's the box!

Stuart, Stuart, Stuart.....
Put those lollipop sticks back in the drawer, matey....

 

[Doug B]

 

[Ozi]

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Is it too late - we could have a wip round

 

[Doug B]

 

[Vulcan]