I don’t remember laying that one…
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Phil Pascoe
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I thought that would be it, but I haven't enough life left to look for things like it.
Alex H
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niemeyjt
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Yes. I've woken up next to someone after beer goggles as well.
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My goodness - how side-splittingly hilarious.
It's a 1000 bit shift register !
Yorkieguy
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Not a joke - just a bit of rose-tinted wistful nostalgia:
‘TANNERS AND BOBS’ . . .
Back in the days of tanners and bobs,
When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs.
When football team families wore hand me down shoes,
And T.V gave only two channels to choose.
Back in the days of threepenny bits,
when schools employed nurses to search for your nits.
When snowballs were harmless; ice slides were permitted
and all of your jumpers were warm and hand knitted.
Back in the days of hot ginger beers,
when children remained so for more than six years.
When children respected what older folks said,
and pot was a thing you kept under your bed.
Back in the days of Listen with Mother,
when neighbours were friendly and talked to each other.
When cars were so rare you could play in the street.
When Doctors made house calls; Police walked the beat.
Back in the days of Milligan's Goons,
when butter was butter and songs all had tunes.
It was dumplings for dinner and trifle for tea,
and your annual break was a day by the sea.
Back in the days of Dixon's Dock Green,
Crackerjack pens and Lyon’s ice cream.
When children could freely wear National Health glasses,
and teachers all stood at the FRONT of their classes.
Back in the days of rocking and reeling,
when mobiles were things that you hung from the ceiling.
When woodwork and pottery got taught in schools,
and everyone dreamed of a win on the pools.
Back in the days when I was a lad,
I can't help but smile for the fun that I had.
Hopscotch and roller skates; snowballs to lob.
Back in the days of tanners and bobs.
‘TANNERS AND BOBS’ . . .
Back in the days of tanners and bobs,
When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs.
When football team families wore hand me down shoes,
And T.V gave only two channels to choose.
Back in the days of threepenny bits,
when schools employed nurses to search for your nits.
When snowballs were harmless; ice slides were permitted
and all of your jumpers were warm and hand knitted.
Back in the days of hot ginger beers,
when children remained so for more than six years.
When children respected what older folks said,
and pot was a thing you kept under your bed.
Back in the days of Listen with Mother,
when neighbours were friendly and talked to each other.
When cars were so rare you could play in the street.
When Doctors made house calls; Police walked the beat.
Back in the days of Milligan's Goons,
when butter was butter and songs all had tunes.
It was dumplings for dinner and trifle for tea,
and your annual break was a day by the sea.
Back in the days of Dixon's Dock Green,
Crackerjack pens and Lyon’s ice cream.
When children could freely wear National Health glasses,
and teachers all stood at the FRONT of their classes.
Back in the days of rocking and reeling,
when mobiles were things that you hung from the ceiling.
When woodwork and pottery got taught in schools,
and everyone dreamed of a win on the pools.
Back in the days when I was a lad,
I can't help but smile for the fun that I had.
Hopscotch and roller skates; snowballs to lob.
Back in the days of tanners and bobs.
Phil Pascoe
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I thought the same. I had a brilliant friend at school who once got every question correct in a maths exam. He was most upset to be given 99% - he queried it and was told only God is perfect.
Children still play in the streets, where I'm from.
I was happy when school started.
I'm with Stuart on this one!
Keith Cocker
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The medieval re-enacters were having a great meeting ……
stuart little
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stuart little
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Alex H
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The_Yellow_Ardvark
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OCD test.
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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OCD Test, find the odd tille.I'm with Stuart on this one!
PhilTilson
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Thank you! Missed that one!
Doug B
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stuart little
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I ordered an aerosol deodorant/body spray, with my online shop, they were out of stock, so what did they substitute it with? How about 'Shower Gel'!!!!!!
I now find that squishy - soapy armpits are NOT at all comfy!!!
I now find that squishy - soapy armpits are NOT at all comfy!!!
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