Joke ( slight adult content )

[Blister]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave her his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

 

[Jenx]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HA HA HA HA HA HA


And I hope that doesn't "tell a story" that I understand that !!!!

Excellent ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[TrimTheKing]

I don't get it! My missus is paranoid about salmonella so she hard boils our eggs for 8, long, tantric, Sting like hours!

 

[Derek Willis.]

A Cow's Tail

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey , this looks like yours!''

'I don't remember much after that'
Derek.

 

[Jenx]

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Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[brianhabby]

I set a record making love the other week, 1 hour & 31 seconds -

Then I realised the clocks had gone forward :?

The missus said it was still a record though

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

regards

Brian