I just had to tell someone - skip diving

[No skills]

Skips in London are useless, cos you can never park near them cos it's poxy London pox curse swear bleedin hateful place.

 

[Benchwayze]

in the 1960s, I managed to rescue the counter-top from the Nelson pub in Ladywood, Birmingham. It was near nigh twelve feet of two-inch thick Honduras mahogany. It too smelled of beer, and to be honest my old workshop never lost the scent of it., as I used the last length for a bench-top. Happy days!