I get them so why should you not suffer the same punishment.

[CHJ]

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U. C. L. A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

.. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

.. Acupuncture is a *** well done. That's the point of it.

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

 

[Woodchips2]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Random Orbital Bob]

I think we need to send the bloke with the straight jacket round Chas's gaff!

 

[Graham Orm]

Oh dear.

I rang the circus the other day to ask about taking contortionist lessons. The guy said how flexible are you? I said I can't do Tuesdays.

 

[Jonzjob]

I knew a diskexic pimp once who bought a warehouse.