I am tempted

[artie]

I really am

 

[Adam W.]

Do it and I'll turn up and point and laugh.

 

[doctor Bob]

I'll do it for £400, that really will get em talking.

 

[TRITON]

I'll do it for £400, that really will get em talking.

Same outfit ?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Didn't realise my missus had a side line.

 

[Crazy Dave]

I've seen enough........Sign me up...... Can't promise I'll really be dead though.

 

[novocaine]

Its written in my friends last wishes that 2 men in black suits, sunglasses and a bulge on the left breast attend his funeral and stand at the back.

 

[Daniel2]

I'd rather be very much alive, when she turns up !

 

[Crazy Dave]

I'd play dead as long as she turns up, can't promise how long for. ⚰

 

[Spectric]

Looks can be deceiving, especially these days and it looks like everyone has just assumed it is a female. I suppose in this situation it does not really mater if it is male, female or just a thing but making fast assumptions could get you into embarasing situations. Years ago a freinds brother whilst on a holiday in the land of smiles thought he had got lucky, but it ended up as a game of snap!

 

[Droogs]

Knowing my luck if I hire her, by the time she has to perform at my funeral she'll probably look like one of these two

 

[Bob Chapman]

How would you know that she actually turned up?