Humerous posts

[doctor Bob]

Are these allowed anymore?

 

[Doug71]

How many seconds until this one goes

 

[AJB Temple]

You must be joking.

 

[doctor Bob]

All I said was I stir my tea anticlockwise and how long before someone calls me a N***.

 

[Ttrees]

I was just about to post a lengthy argument on tea and the Coriolis effect.
Suppose all you will have to have mediocre tea for the rest of your lives!

 

[Ttrees]

And I was just about to post a lengthy argument on tea and the Coriolis effect.
Suppose all you will have to have mediocre tea for the rest of your lives!

 

[doctor Bob]

................... Coriolis effect.

Don't try that smart arse stuff with me, you know 99% go anticlockwise.

 

[Ttrees]

Ever try sipping tea on the line of the hemispheres?
(must be plunged with a fork on top of a machine running at 55hz for best results)

 

[Cabinetman]

I’ve been going through my lexicon of naughty words and I can’t think what n... Is in that context, are we really being controlled like that? Ian

 

[nickds1]

Maintaining the beverage theme,

Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

 

[Rorschach]

Was it my scone comment that did it?

 

[Cabinetman]

Maintaining the beverage theme,

Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

I don’t know, why do anarchists drink herbal tea,?
reminds me of the one about my dogs got no nose

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I’ve been going through my lexicon of naughty words and I can’t think what n... Is in that context, are we really being controlled like that? Ian

A pre WW2 German "socialist".

 

[Cabinetman]

I could never work out why everybody said they were right wing.
Thanks Phil I was trying to think naughty not just descriptive or is that naughty now?

 

[Cordy]

Because all proper tea is theft

 

[nickds1]

I don’t know, why do anarchists drink herbal tea,?

... because proper tea is theft!!!!

(with apologies to Pierre-Joseph Proudhon)

 

[Droogs]

i have had to go and make a cup of tea to figure out if I'm a n... or not. Apparently I am

 

[billw]

Tea is dreadful stuff. Can't stand it. I stir my coffee anti-clockwise though, but I thought that was because I'm left-handed and it's more natural to do it that way. I also do ticks "backwards".

 

[doctor Bob]

This could be like mornington cresent with the winner calling someone the N-z- word, remember you saw it here first if Radio 4 pick it up.

 

[Farm Labourer]

And I was expecting a story about upper arms.