Here is one you havent heard

[devonwoody]

Hear is one you haven't heard because I made it up;.

At he osteopath surgery with my wife on the table her underwear down.
And I said to the osteo I used to work for Plumbs, agent for furniture covers, did many calls and often in the old days when out shopping with the wife I would say to her, I have been in that bedroom. The osteo replied I had a similar experience with my wife on shopping trips and I would say to her, I dont know her face but I know her B .U. M.

boom boom

 

[NazNomad]

I've heard that before, my OH used to be an endoscopy nurse...

 

[Cordy]

The other night my wife said, “Cordy... I’m seeing another man”


I replied “Well, try rubbing your eyes or something”

 

[Cordy]

We thought our small boy was involved with the occult when he started writing letters to Satan.

Turns out he is just dyslexic.

 

[monkeybiter]

Don't worry, I forwarded them all on.