Help me wind up my boss

[lurker]

My boss moans about slight mistakes ( spelling, anything) with a demand we pay attention to detail.

This morning he has rang in to say he will be late because he put petrol in his Diesel car :lol: :lol:

Can you wits supply me with some pithy remarks to make on his arrival.
And to throw at him for the rest of his career :twisted:

Edit - Damn - can a mod move this to the chat forum please

 

[gc]

My boss moans about slight mistakes ( spelling, anything) with a demand we pay attention to detail.

Maybe you should point out how to spell diesel for him

 

[studders]

Ask him if he pulled up to a pump and thought 'Dissel Do' ?

or

Spend the entire day picking things up and saying 'Diesel do'.

 

[L Harding]

when you see him making a cup of tea ask reassure him that he wants sugar and not salt in it

 

[Racers]

Hi, Lurker


Make him tea instead of coffee.


Or miss spell all your Emails to him.


Pete

 

[Steve Maskery]

Set his wallpaper to this:

It's a Giant Petrel.....

 

[Blister]

How about this

:lol: Hi BOSS , Didn't realise you were colour blind :lol:

" If you are brave you could add "

Green for petrol

Black for Diesel


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Paul.J]

Put a piccy up in his office like This of Vin. :lol: :lol:

 

[Blister]

Or send him this link in a EMAIL , contains FULL and DETAILED instructions


http://www.theaa.com/motoring_advice/fu ... lling.html


:lol: :lol:

 

[flounder]

When a colleague did the same I photoshopped his face on this photo. Oh how we laughed!

bugger, thats a bloody big picture and not sure how to resize it! sorry!

 

[SimonB]

Get him a bar of chocolate to cheer him up

http://tinyurl.com/34vazfn

Or maybe instead start a collection to help him with the repair bill

 

[wizer]

I'd be delighted if he sacked you Lurker

 

[Dibs-h]

We had a guy do that at work - started a rumour that he'd a bought himself a duel fuel car. The p1ss taking lasted weeks.

Even now when someone mentions they're buying a car, one of the "others" is bound to ask "What a duel-fuel one like so and so?"

 

[lurker]

I'd be delighted if he sacked you Lurker

Won't happen because:

He does not have the power
He is a nice bloke
AND
He is clever enough to know I'm brilliant at my job \/

 

[woodbloke]

Send him all his emails in text-speak :evil: - Rob

 

[WoodAddict]

Send him all his emails in text-speak :evil: - Rob

thnx, gr8 idea m8