Gumtree / internets scams

[baldkev]

Its getting stupid now. I posted up a couple of things for sale last night and instantly got 'replies'
I had texts saying my item had sold and i needed to post, just follow the link!

I had a text saying a courier would collect soon, just send the address

And lastly this joker


Feel free to work out what time 3am in russia is and send him a hello from us!

 

[baldkev]

In fact, im going to get a spare sim card and message him saying i want to buy his sister and I'll pay when the courier has delivered her

 

[Tris]

Olga, a fine lass, took up bear wrestling after she retired from jumpstarting cranes on Vladivostock docks.

 

[Phill05]

Last time someone took the P with me I sent one back tollway gobeldegook all wrong spellnings, loads of made up words, never took me up on my offer of a good time.

 

[baldkev]

A guy i used to work for used to save up shoe boxes of junk mail and when the box was full he would post it all off to one of the junk mail senders

 

[scooby]

The last 2 lines of that text are class.. I like your style.