For your eyes only!

[Woodchips2]

Q. What is the top secret codeword the FBI use for a plot to shoot President Trump.

A. Donald Duck

Regards Keith

 

[Walney Col]

LOL
Nice one!

 

[Paul200]

=D> :lol:

 

[Alexam]

If he does, they'll miss him

 

[Cordy]

Shania Twain has announced the birth of her son this morning.

'Choo Choo' was born at 7am weighing 5lb 6oz.

 

[monkeybiter]

I had to post this; http://trumpdonald.org

 

[mugginsNO1]

LOL!

 

[selectortone]

I had to post this; http://trumpdonald.org

That is brilliant!

 

[Woodchips2]

That is great Mike. Did you swing the trumpet round and round his head?

Regards Keith

 

[monkeybiter]

I just love the way those piggy eyes follow the trumpet around.
So childish, a guilty pleasure.

 

[Jonzjob]

Donald Duck's bin my name for the clowl for ages now, so if I called that out to him he'd just turn to see who wal calling him, with a bit of luck??

I'll bet thar Shania had a tender behind :shock:

 

[Phil Pascoe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su8YlKeCJ98

 

[Sherman1973]

I had to post this; http://trumpdonald.org

Made me spit my brew out :lol:

 

[Cordy]

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

 

[RossJarvis]

That is great Mike. Did you swing the trumpet round and round his head?

Regards Keith

Plus, you can get the trumpet to blow too, brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jonzjob]

I just wonder what glue he uses on his wig? I would like some as bullet proof stuff for alkward wood joints!!

Now, this is really scary

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/daniel-be ... 18128.html

 

[Cordy]

Sadly the man who invented predictive text died yesterday.

His funfair is next monkey!

 

[Jonzjob]

Prediktiff text has got to be the invertion of the devil (hammer)

 

[Cordy]

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60

1. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

2. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

3. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.
4. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)

5. After you feel confident at that level, place one potato in each bag

 

[monkeybiter]

Excellent! You had me all the way!