Complete the phrase "I'm sweating like...."

[Cozzer]

.... a glassblower's ar5e....

 

[Droogs]

a thigh in a camel herders boxers

 

[MikeK]

My wife: I'm sweating like a pig.
Me: Women don't sweat, they glow.
My wife: Okay...I'm glowing like a pig.

 

[Tris]

.....Prince Andrew




(Thanks to a/c)

 

[Against_The_Grain]

A prostitute in a church.

 

[D_W]

(a polite one)

A long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

 

[Garno]

Most drivers when they notice they have just passed a mobile police speed trap.

 

[Cozzer]

Most drivers when they notice they have just passed a mobile police speed trap.

It's about time they set one up on the main drag towards Unstone!

 

[Garno]

It's about time they set one up on the main drag towards Unstone!

Couldn't agree more.

Unstone is a beautiful place.

 

[NormanB]

like a Royal Marine in a spelling test.

 

[Fergie 307]

Like a nun in a brothel

 

[Cordy]

I'm sweating here like Diane Abbott trying to complete a two-piece jigsaw puzzle,

 

[thetyreman]

I'm sweating like ian duncan smith under trial for abusing human rights

 

[Peter Sefton]

Sweating like a pregnant nun.

 

[SammyQ]

Diverging slightly..."it's running like a river, down the cleat of my arris.."

 

[Garno]

the rent man's knocking on the door and I'm hiding behind the couch (very 1970's)

 

[Jameshow]

Marc Solar out the back of the tdf today. Poor chap!

 

[Ttrees]

 

[guineafowl21]

I’ve got a rude one involving Gary Glitter, and another with a blind lesbian, but they may not pass muster here...

 

[TRITON]

Sweating like ; A barlinnie rapist.

Crimes against women arent tolerated inside prisons, Barlinnie or Bar-L as its known, is a notorious Glasgow prison over in the east end.