can you tell what it is yet?

[nev]

well so far the closest is ...... knappers :shock:

 

[Elaine]

a g spot stimulator. only know as have similar requests. :roll:

 

[boysie39]

:shock: :shock: Nev, Knappers is talking Ann Somers here. :roll: :roll: She dont sell real fruit and veg, she sells all kind of yokes and things to do with you know like things for you know !! :shock: :shock:
Let me put it another way Oh bo@@## she has things for that too.
Maybe I'll let you find out for your self. :mrgreen:

 

[nev]

a g spot stimulator. only know as have similar requests. :roll:

ooo er missus! knappers wasnt quite that close :shock:

i shan't keep you in suspense any longer, its a .....










STICK!. :wink:
http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/craf ... 120209_029
scroll down the page a bit.

I believe they used to market certain anne summers products as 'personal massager's'. only this one dont need batteries

 

[Doug B]

Well from the photos of the woman at the bottom of the page it looks like it`s hit the spot :lol: :lol:

Yours looks a very good likeness.


Cheers.

 

[nev]

Well from the photos of the woman at the bottom of the page it looks like it`s hit the spot :lol: :lol: .

:mrgreen:

Yours looks a very good likeness..

Thats cos they are the pics from that site . I had to explain to the suggestee ' if it aint round or roundish i cant make it on a lathe'.

mind you I think it could quite easily double up as quite a few of the suggestions. Any ladies for quiddich? :lol:

 

[Jonzjob]

Nev! I am so glad that you told everyone what it was. You only just beat me to it :roll:

I nearly made a couple of shiatsu sticks, but decided to do some Buddist back massagers instead. I still have one. Dammed uncomfortable to use but very good when you've had enough :mrgreen:

 

[boysie39]

Nev! I am so glad that you told everyone what it was. You only just beat me to it :roll:

I nearly made a couple of shiatsu sticks, but decided to do some Buddist back massagers instead. I still have one. Dammed uncomfortable to use but very good when you've had enough :mrgreen:

What a lod of old codswallop, you hadent a clue :lol: :lol:
At least I made a stab at it,still not convinced I was wrong.
Must check out me new Anne Somers cathlogue.

 

[jumps]

a g spot stimulator. only know as have similar requests. :roll:

ooo er missus! knappers wasnt quite that close :shock:

i shan't keep you in suspense any longer, its a .....

STICK!. :wink:
http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/craf ... 120209_029
scroll down the page a bit.

I believe they used to market certain anne summers products as 'personal massager's'. only this one dont need batteries

well the confusion is clear.....

 

[boysie39]

The mind boggles !!

 

[Jonzjob]

Nev! I am so glad that you told everyone what it was. You only just beat me to it :roll:

I nearly made a couple of shiatsu sticks, but decided to do some Buddist back massagers instead. I still have one. Dammed uncomfortable to use but very good when you've had enough :mrgreen:

What a lod of old codswallop, you hadent a clue :lol: :lol:
At least I made a stab at it,still not convinced I was wrong.
Must check out me new Anne Somers cathlogue.

Proove it :twisted: :twisted: I knew all along see :mrgreen:

The mind definately boggles on the second one though :? :shock:

 

[Andrewf]

I thought I was a posh version of a hook I have that's made from a piece of antler, that is used in the left hand while you use a bean hook in the right.

 

[boysie39]

a g spot stimulator. only know as have similar requests. :roll:

ooo er missus! knappers wasnt quite that close :shock:

i shan't keep you in suspense any longer, its a .....

STICK!. :wink:
http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/craf ... 120209_029
scroll down the page a bit.

I believe they used to market certain anne summers products as 'personal massager's'. only this one dont need batteries

well the confusion is clear.....

Jumps are you sure that is not the frame/chassie of the Honda 50 it was certainly along those lines and it made you ache for hours :mrgreen:

 

[gregmcateer]

Nev,
I hope you get at least £103 for it - could be worth the work - how long did it take?

 

[nev]

Nev,
I hope you get at least £103 for it - could be worth the work - how long did it take?

Slight misunderstanding there greg. I was asked if l could make one on the lathe and I politely declined. I was just intrigued as i couldnt work out what the heck it was.
probably not that difficult to make though, bandsaw and a belt sander?

 

[Jonzjob]

Nev! I wold have thought that you could have been excentric enought to spin that in yer sleep! :shock:

Lie back and think of England my friend :mrgreen:

 

[jumps]

Nev,
I hope you get at least £103 for it - could be worth the work - how long did it take?

Slight misunderstanding there greg. I was asked if l could make one on the lathe and I politely declined. I was just intrigued as i couldnt work out what the heck it was.
probably not that difficult to make though, bandsaw and a belt sander?

hmmmnnnn - slight misunderstanding?

personally I forgive you in spades - an amusing thread that has opened my mind to the possibilities associated with wood working =D>

might need to improve my finishing though - and what's the appropriate finish for a ..... toy :shock:

 

[gerrybhoy70]

Jumps,

I've been asked on a few occassions to make 'toys', and always use a food-safe finish.
Less chance of toxins or irritation.

Sanding is always done to at least 3000 grit with micromesh.
One scratch mark showing, and I always go back and start again from either 120 or 180, depending on the depth of the mark.

The finish I use on them (after getting advice from someone else who also makes them) is 3 coats of shellac sealer with each coat given at least 30 minutes to properly cure and bond, with a wire-wool denib between coats.
Then at least 5 coats of a food safe finish - tung oil, walnut oil, salad bowl finish etc.
Remember to always check for nut allergies!! Oh, the irony!!! :roll: :roll:
Allow at least 12 hours between coats and the same denib before the next coat is applied.

 

[jumps]

Excellent Gerry - and I love the irony too...

Thank you

 

[gerrybhoy70]

No worries Jumps.

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