As a peace offering (or what happens on the rant, stays in the rant), I make bread quite a lot. I used to use a bread machine, but I find it better now using a food processor to knead the dough. It either has to be a powerful processor, or don't make too much at once, as it WILL kill your machne otherwise. Throw all your ingredients in the bowl, use either the metal blade or the plastic blade - either works fine, and whizz it for 45-90 seconds, depending upon your machine. The first time, do it in increments to sneak up on it, as over-worked dough won't rise. You will know when it is done because it forms into a ball, is stretchy and doesn't snap when you pull it.
The recipe: 4 things go into bread, water, strong flour, yeast, salt. I use 500g flour, 300g water, half teaspoon of salt and 15g (standard packet from Lidl) of yeast. That size of dough broke my original 1kw Kenwood mixer, so I now have a 2kw Bosch which does in 50 seconds what the Kenwood used to take 90 to manage.
However, because we always have more eggs than we can use, I usually add two eggs to the mix, in place of water - in other words, zero the scales, add the eggs, and top up with warm water to 300g.
For bread rolls (more of a brioche, if you want to be posh), same recipe but substitute warm milk for the water, and keep with the eggs. You can also add some butter (melt it in with the milk), but it is now officially becoming a fuss.
Having thrashed the dough (like kneading, only quicker), it is left to rise inside the food processor to rise (unless I'm making a muti-batch). No need to process it again to knock it back once risen - just manhandling it to get it out if the bowl is enough to get the air out. Shove it in a loaf tin, sprinkle sesame seeds on top (and push them in with your fingers, otherwise they won't stick), and leave to rise again. Rising both times is anywhere between 1 and 3 hours depending on how busy I am and when I can get back to the house to play with it.
The upshot is you don't have a loaf of bread that is taller than wide, with an silly hole in the bottom. Bread machine are great if you are out all day, but the actual loaf is annoying. I also make a lot of bread rolls for the freezer, using the brioche recipe above - quick zap in the microwave and you have freshly baked, warm bread roll, whenever you want it.
Edit: I didn't say bake at 200 °C for rolls, 225°C for a loaf - rather assumed, as it were.
Sorry, was supposed to be a short post. My bad.