*** at 70

[Steve Maskery]

I've just found out I can still have *** at 70!
I'm so happy as I only live at 68 so it's not too far to walk home.....

 

[Dibs-h]

I've just found out I can still have *** at 70!
I'm so happy as I only live at 68 so it's not too far to walk home.....

Damn! Our road stops at 60!

 

[bodgermatic]

We went to the Leicester comedy festival this year, and Barry Cryer was compere. He told it as 'I'm pleased to tell you that *** at 70 is great, I know because we live at 72 and the walls are quite thin'. He really proved that it's not the joke, it's how you tell them - I'm sure most of his material was older than the comedians he was introducing, but he still had the audience in stitches.

 

[Oldman]

I live at No 212 and I am exhausted!

 

[SammyQ]

I bet you nobody dares admit they have a shared driveway..............

 

[Mike.C]

I bet you nobody dares admit they have a shared driveway..............

I do not share a driveway, but I do live in the middle of a field. "Is that why I have blisters on my hand?

Cheers

Mike

 

[big soft moose]

I bet you nobody dares admit they have a shared driveway..............

I do not share a driveway, but do I live in the middle of a field. "Is that why I have blisters on my hand?

Cheers

Mike

strange - i would have thought the lanolin from the sheeps wool would stop you getting blisters :shock:

 

[Mike.C]

I bet you nobody dares admit they have a shared driveway..............

I do not share a driveway, but do I live in the middle of a field. "Is that why I have blisters on my hand?

Cheers

Mike

strange - i would have thought the lanolin from the sheeps wool would stop you getting blisters :shock:

So did I mate, thats why I tried to buy one, but would you know it "I just got outbid on Ebay" (hammer) #-o :lol:

Cheers

Mike

 

[Stravides]

I've just found out I can still have *** at 70!
I'm so happy as I only live at 68 so it's not too far to walk home.....

Dont you find the steering wheel gets in the way travelling at 70 ?