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Doug B
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Fer cryin' out loud Doug! (Yup, I'm a simpleton, but I'm still giggling at that). "Simple things please ..................
Doug B
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And with the efficiency typical of the whole country, the Italian President (whoever he is today) will be sending a snail mail surrender to Margaret Thatcher sometime this coming week - or so!
Doug B
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You need to read the comments...
Doug B
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This made me chuckle this morning when I read it.
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Well that was a waste of time! I for one (I bet there are others too) can't read the comments 'cos I don't "do" farce book!!! IF it was so funny (who knows?) why don't you post "properly"? You're as bad as many of our "institutions" who assume that everybody has a smart phone that can "do" everything (like our health dept who "thinks" that everyone has the "latest & greatest" smart phone so they can use the Covid track & trace)!!!!! Bah, Humbug. (Rant over).
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I do, but have no idea how to open it. It starts off (with me) asking me to sign up and accept cookies. I wouldn't even try to go further! "Crrusty old curmudgeon", that's me.
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Doug B
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My teacher told me I’d never be good at poetry due to my dyslexic, shows how much he knows I’ve already made 3 jugs & a vase.
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Yup....same notice at West Cumberland hospital entrance we needed to use when I took my wife to have her eyes tested for cataracts. She asked me what I was laughing at and I had to carefully and quietly tell her what the sign said....Her eyes misted over but I put that down to the cataracts.
Doug B
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I didn’t even know Viz was still going Phil, I used to read it in my late teens as my landlord at the time bought it, all the jokes I get come via WhatsAppViz?
Cozzer
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"Eh up, Frank! Long time no see! Last time I saw you was when you were getting married! How's tricks?"
"Not bad, I suppose..."
"Crikey! That doesn't sound good, mate! How long's it been? A few months? What's up? Money and bills and stuff?"
"Well...yeah...all that...and a few other things...y'know, bedroomy-type things...."
"It's a bit early for that sort of thing, Frank...have you tried...y'know....experimenting and stuff? You know, dressing up, toys, whatever?"
"Yeah...been through all that....well...talked about it, anyway. It's just all got a bit....well....boring, I suppose...."
"Oh mate, I'm so sorry to hear that, I really am. Not much I can say, really. Mind you - here's a thought - have you thought about going round the ....y'know....other side? Y'know...just sort of turn her over?"
"We've got enough money worries! I don't want to risk her getting pregnant as well!"
"Not bad, I suppose..."
"Crikey! That doesn't sound good, mate! How long's it been? A few months? What's up? Money and bills and stuff?"
"Well...yeah...all that...and a few other things...y'know, bedroomy-type things...."
"It's a bit early for that sort of thing, Frank...have you tried...y'know....experimenting and stuff? You know, dressing up, toys, whatever?"
"Yeah...been through all that....well...talked about it, anyway. It's just all got a bit....well....boring, I suppose...."
"Oh mate, I'm so sorry to hear that, I really am. Not much I can say, really. Mind you - here's a thought - have you thought about going round the ....y'know....other side? Y'know...just sort of turn her over?"
"We've got enough money worries! I don't want to risk her getting pregnant as well!"
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